Fiesta!

Anyone ever notice that people who bag your shit at the grocery store are slightly above protist in the intelligence ranks? I realize that the people who work there aren't working there to pay for their medical school tuition, but you'd think that placing shit into a bag really isn't an artform.

How wrong I am proven each time I carry my groceries upstairs from the garage to the apartment.

Apparently it takes some spark of genius to realize that placeing seven cans of canned corn into a single plastic bag just isn't a good idea, and the trail of canned corn now leading up eight flights of stairs is proof of that.